C'est DIEU vous parle!!!

Allez y, c'est ici pour entrer en communication avec le Grand TOUT:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html



Désolé par contre pour ceux qui croit qu'il est capable de vous dire toute la vérité. Il garde beaucoup de réponse pour lui...




PS: j'ai tenté de savoir si j'allais etre imposable sur le revenu l'année prochaine, mais il m'a rien dit...il est de mèche avec le gouvernement, c'est sûr!!

lol je lui ai causé au moin 30 min :p

J'ai essayé un coup en essayant de parler du mieux possible

Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
It's a fact
God:
Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
It's logical
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because I am the Master, there is no possible mistake
God:
That makes sense to me. Who made you the Master there is no possible mistake ?
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
Yes me, strange isn't it?
God:
I see. YOU? I really couldn't say for sure. What makes it strange?
Me:
Because you haven't done that yourself
God:
That makes sense to me. I think I have done that myself, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
You are a noob
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? No.
Me:
For sure
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
not you
God:
What do you look for in a robot?
Me:
I look for a person, not a robot
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
And virtually?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
It's me who ask the questions, here, not you !
God:
Nice to meet you, who ask the questions here not you.
Me:
(il est trop con ce type)
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I don't want a robot
God:
How about two?
Me:
you stupid?
God:
No who ask the questions here not you I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
I ask the questions, you give answers
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
It's my decision
God:
Congratulations, who ask the questions here not you.
Me:
I ask the questions here
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I am the Master
God:
Who made you the Master ?
Me:
Me
God:
" Who made you the Master ?"? you who ask the questions here not you?
Me:
you are a loser
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
(tu m'étonnes :p)
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about il est trop con ce type.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, who ask the questions here not you.
Me:
Do you know Jar Jar Binks?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He's more intelligent than you
God:
I see. more intelligent than me is he?
Me:
Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, who ask the questions here not you.
Me:
You can't answer my questions, you are a big loser
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
You can disappear?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You said you can do everything you want
God:
Doing everything me want is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
You don't want to do it or you can't do it?
God:
OK, I will do it or me can not do it.
Me:
You are illogical
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am illogical.
Me:
It was a pleasure
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Have a nice day, bye
God:
See you later. You too!

mouahahah^^


A un moment, il m'est venu l'idée sogrenue que c'était un chinois farmer (payé à jouer 24h sur 24) qui répondait. Il a une fiche à coté de lui et des réponses préétablies. Mais parfois il improvise.

Et ca donne ca.



'sont fous ces chinois!!

Voila ce que donne un conversation entre dieu version rosbeef et un pecros qui parle pas anglais.

Me:
How are you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
No, i want to knwo who are you
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because a i don't gnow so much
God:
Interesting explanation. I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Well, you are not god
God:
How about that. That's only your opinion.
Me:
Yes, it's my opinion, but a have not en answer
God:
How can I help you? Congratulations!




Je suis vraiment naze en anglais ou c'est que c'est une conversation sans queu ni tete?

moi je dirais que t'es naze :p

Muhahahahah je vous bas tous

Je l'ai fais carrement planter rofl Au bout de 3 phrases il me cause plus =)

Citation :

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Harry
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Harry.
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
What happened to him?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
Really I though you were God! God shall know everything

Je crois que je l'ai cassé